Bill Maher broke with tradition Friday night from his “Goodbye Douchebags” segment celebrating the end of an administration … this time it was “Hello, Douchebags!”
Bill did not disappoint with his list of “up-and-comers” … as he put it, “the new, fresh-faced hate-for-profit, truth-bending opportunist that you’ll be cursing out for years to come.”
Senator Josh Hawley tops Bill’s list … we won’t spoil it for you, with one exception — Maher calls Hawley “the far-right JFK with a little dash of KKK.”
Then there’s Rep. Lauren Boebert, whom Bill describes this way … “what would happen if Michele Bachmann smoked bath salts?”
Senator Tommy Tuberville made the list … Bill notes 3 of his business associates were convicted of financial crimes, to which Tommy said, “I’m not smart enough to understand all the numbers.” To that Bill notes, “Did I mention he wants to be on the Senate Banking Committee?”
Rep. Madison Cawthorn is on the list as well. Bill mused, “This one brags that he carries a gun on the House floor, but not irresponsibly. It’s safely secured in his Paw Patrol lunchbox.”
And, what would the list be without Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene … well, just watch.